and so, one morning I found this as I checked on my facebook’s newsfeed. among the pile of cat stories and pictures, there they were with such an insane, insane announcement. I fainted just thinking of the possibilities. impossible probability.
alas, i am already one of them 500.000 melted people. someone said he would make 499.999 fake accounts then jumped in the lucky seat. that entertained me 🙂 I believe a die hard fan out there would actually go the length to be that 1.000.000th person. I have no time and energy for that.
but, what if… what if I was the one? what if unconsciously I won and without me realizing it they came knocking on my front door one afternoon. I would die of a heart attack. my knees would go jello and my arms would be tingling like mad and they hadn’t even started singing or playing guitar! we would hug, they would start off with Cayman Island, then the rest would be history. I would have trouble breathing, trouble sleeping, constant pain in the chest for the rest of my life after that fortunate event.
*sighs* I hope the winner isn’t someone I know, because I would really hate them :p